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Anonymous: Write me a song

Well okay.

Mr. Mysterious
With your cold, gray face
Mr. Hippopotamus- i’m done.

All these follower forevers I’m not even on.


you guys act like your experts on everything and you’re like 15

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If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

if you make a boy feel bad about his body u a bitch

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My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

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aeipathics: why do you like tacos so much?

I think the real question here is why WOULDN’T i



i wonder who looks at my blog and says god i wish you’d follow me

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